Reading about pillaging invaders turned...

Simony Diamond knew it wouldn't be long before Lauro put down his book and paid her the attention she needed, nay deserved. Soon his purple headed warrior had beaten down the gate to her pink palace and was attacking and pillaging like a Viking in England in the days of yore. This lady never contemplated resistance as her yearning had been all along for the battering ram to coming slamming through. Soon both of them were spent, with another conquest on this fighter's bedpost!